Forum Archive Index - May 2000

["Paul Frost" <frostpt@ihug.co.nz>]

The following was obtained from http://www.sexytrillionaire.com/

Day Trader Aptitute Test

When I want investment advice, I get it from
a) Barron's
b) The Wall Street Journal
c) Complete strangers I run into at the video store
When I wake up in the morning, I
a) Shower
b) Get dressed
c) Lift my head off the keyboard and start shorting drug stocks

In order to trade stocks intelligently, one must have a
a) BA
b) MBA
c) mouse

The last book I read was
a) Madame Bovary
b) Angela's Ashes
c) Windows 2000 For Dummies

I go to the doctor
a) once a year
b) once every two years
c) when I put my fist through the screen

"Cisco" is a company that manufactures
a) shortening
b) cowboys
c) I have no idea but I just bought two hundred shares

When I am in a bar and meet a beautiful woman who seems to be attracted to
me, the first thing I look at is
a) her face
b) her body
c) CNBC

"Beating the spread" refers to
a) the way whipped cream cheese is made
b) the way Honduran peasant women clean their bed coverings
c) Don't know

"P/E ratio" means
a) something to do with, like, stocks and junk like that
b) the number of times per hour that a day trader has to use the bathroom
c) Like I care?

A "tick" is
a) a nervous syndrome common to day traders
b) something that often lives in a day trader's hair
c) These questions are really starting to make me mad, dude

If you answered (c) to any of the above questions, congratulations - you
have what it takes to succeed in the fast-paced, action-packed world of the
day trader.


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