Forum Archive Index - September 2000

[Brian Gale <brigale@i4free.co.nz>]

Good one Warner. We need a little light relief after a depressing week.

At 22:50 01-09-00 +1200, you wrote:
>As we went to press this report came in from Wall Street
>
>Helium was up
>Feathers were down
>Paper was stationery
>Fluorescent tubing dimmed in light trading
>Knives were up sharply
>Cows steered into a bulls market
>Pencils lost a few points
>Trading in camping equipment was intense
>Elevators rose
>While escalators continue a slow decline
>Light switches were off
>Mining stocks hit rock bottom
>Nappies remained unchanged
>Shipping lines stayed on an even keel
>The market for raisins dried up
>Avocados went soft
>Coca Cola fizzled
>Caterpillar stocks inched up a bit
>Weight watchers made losses in heavy trading
>The sun peaked at midday
>Balloon prices were inflated and,
>Tissue paper touched a new bottom.
>
>...and Im 6% down on RMG
>Enjoy the weekend
>Warner
>
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