Forum Archive Index - September 2000

["Warner Lamb" <cloud9@i4free.co.nz>]

As we went to press this report came in from Wall Street

Helium was up
Feathers were down
Paper was stationery
Fluorescent tubing dimmed in light trading
Knives were up sharply
Cows steered into a bulls market
Pencils lost a few points
Trading in camping equipment was intense
Elevators rose
While escalators continue a slow decline
Light switches were off
Mining stocks hit rock bottom
Nappies remained unchanged
Shipping lines stayed on an even keel
The market for raisins dried up 
Avocados went soft
Coca Cola fizzled
Caterpillar stocks inched up a bit
Weight watchers made losses in heavy trading
The sun peaked at midday
Balloon prices were inflated and,
Tissue paper touched a new bottom.

...and Im 6% down on RMG
Enjoy the weekend
Warner


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