Forum Archive Index - January 2004

["Woody" <solarmax@optusnet.com.au>]

I THINK THIS IS GETTING TOOOOOO!!! POLITICAL WE ARE A TRADERS FORUM. BACK TO
THE BASICS BOYS AND GIRLS

WOODY
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Sent: Monday, January 26, 2004 6:31 PM
Subject: RE: [sharechat] George W & David


> RESUME -
> George W. Bush
>
> Past work experience:
>
> - Ran for congress and lost.
>
> - Produced a Hollywood 'slasher' B movie.
>
> - Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company
> went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
> - Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
> took land... using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to
> the Chicago White Sox.
>
> - With fathers help ( and his name ) was elected Governor of Texas.
> Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies
> and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los
> Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut
> taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in
> borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in
> American history.
>
> - Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000
> votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
>
>
> Accomplishments as president:
>
> - Attacked and took over two countries.
>
> - Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
>
> - Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
>
> - Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
> period.
>
> - Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
>
> - First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
> - First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
>
> - First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by
> any president in US history.
>
> - After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over
> the worst security failure in US history.
>
> - Set the record for most campaign fund raising trips than any other
> president in US history.
>
> - In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
>
> - Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
> president in US history.
>
> - Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
>
> - Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
> president in US history.
>
> - Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
> president since the advent of television.
>
> - Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
> president in US history.
>
> - Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
> - Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
use
> the national reserves as past presidents have.
>
> - Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
>
> - Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
> to the streets to protest me ( 15 million people ) , shattering the record
> for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> - Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
>
> - My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
> history.
>
> - Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history.
> ( The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice has a Chevron oil
tanker
> named after her ) .
>
> - First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
> simultaneously go bankrupt.
>
> - Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in
> any country in the history of the world.
>
> - First president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation
> of a sovereign nation.
>
> - Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of
> the United States.
>
> - Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more
> than any president in US history.
>
> - First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
> from the human rights commission.
>
> - First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
> from the elections monitoring board.
>
> - Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
>
> - Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>
> - Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>
> - Refused to allow inspectors- access to US prisoners of war and by
default
> no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
> - First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors
> ( during the 2002 US elections ) .
>
> - All-time US ( and world ) record holder for most corporate campaign
> donations.
>
> - My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest
> corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history ( Kenneth Lay, former CEO of
> Enron Corporation ) .
>
> - Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
>
> - First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation
> against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
>
> - First president to run and hide when the US came under attack
> ( and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1 )
>
> - First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
> - Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a
> year made the US the most resented country in the world ( possibly the
> biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history ) .
>
> - With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
> Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
>
> - First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe
(
> 71% ) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.
>
> - First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more
> threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
>
> - Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
> contracts.
>
> - Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated
> US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for
> government contracts.
>
> - Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
>
> - Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of
> our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have
no
> leads and zero suspects.
>
> - In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented
> any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history
of
> the United States.
>
> - Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
> president in US history.
>
> - In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades,
> possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
>
> - Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
> two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>
>
> Records and References:
>
> - At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine ( Texas driving
record
> has been erased and is not available ) .
>
> - AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.
>
> - Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
>
> - All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to
> my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> - All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt
> companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> - All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board
> are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> - Any records or minutes from meetings I ( or my VP ) attended regarding
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> review.
>
> - For personal references please speak to my daddy or Uncle James Baker
> ( They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
> war-profiteering. )
>
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