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Re: [sharechat] Just Water Please; We're Kiwis


From: "Lateron" <lateron@xtra.co.nz>
Date: Tue, 3 Oct 2000 00:35:48 +1300


Hmmm...
 
Food hundreds of dollars...
Accommodation hundreds of dollars...
Petrol... will soon be hundreds of dollars
Rains 10 months of the year, freezing cold all year.
Sky polluted, Thames so polluted it's taken 150 years to get a few meagre fish to survive in it.
 
Keep writing RIL, it wasn't a great week last week but I'm feeling much better now.
 
R. 
 

At 14:31 01-10-00 +0100, you wrote:
> From time to time I am rung by Kiwi moochers who want
>free accommodation in London. The latest two were a
>treat.
>
>Both of them were professionals from Auckland in their
>early thirties.
>
>After they arrived we decided to get something to eat.
>So out we went to my favourite restaurant.
>
>The waiter came to take the order and I chose the
>crown roast, followed by cherries jubilee (an old
>favourite) along with an earthy but not
>overly-friendly Chilean red and finishing with thick
>Brazilian coffee.
>
>The waiter then turned to the Kiwis. "Just water
>please", they replied. What an embarrassment.
>
>Out came my meal which I attacked with gusto while the
>Kiwis had water. Apparently they couldn't afford food.
>I thought about tossing them a celery stick each but
>instead launched into a speech about economies.
>
>"You can't come from a rice and potatoes economy to a
>crown roast economy and expect to eat proper food", I
>said.
>
>They pulled out a calculator (they were accountants)
>and we determined that the cost of my meal (including
>tips) was the equivalent of an average week's wages in
>banana-land. Each tasty bite would take nearly two
>hours for the average kiwi to earn.
>
>Feeling guilty I shouted them a carton of Chinese
>(moggy fried rice) on the way home and left them
>munching contentedly at the kitchen table.
>
>Given they were saving hundreds of banana dollars on
>accommodation I thought they could have shouted me.
>
>As they curled up in their sleeping-bags on my living
>room floor, I thought this must be what it feels like
>to be a Texan married to a Mexican and having all the
>wet-back rellies turn up penniless.
>
>Lastly, I told them a bed-time story about currencies,
>interest rates, GDP and economic collapse. The one
>where Cinderella (New Zealand) never gets the prince
>but ends up working in a sweat-shop with a fag hanging
>out of her mouth.
>
>They smiled; happy to have a roof to sleep under as I
>turned out the light. Bless their peasant hearts.
>
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