Forum Archive Index - January 2000

[Phil Eriksen <phil@acepay.co.nz>]

G & A Ingram wrote:
> 
> excuse my ignorance, i am just a new player at all this.
> are there internet companies listed on the nz stock exchange?
> if yes any suggestions of ones to watch &/or invest in.
> many thanks
> amy

Yes, a little known e-commerce company called Affco is probably the best
investment for the coming year.  While their e-commerce strategy has yet
to be made public, a friend of my brothers girlfriend knows a computer
consultant who works in the knowledge economy who is in the know. 
Apparently Affco are in the closing stages of discussions with a major
internet company with growth rates in excess of 500%.  The two companies
plan to launch a service known as Sheepnet E-commerce Network b2B
Solutions International.  This enterprise will give out free internet
access with every purchase of meat.  

Using the latest in technology, the website for this company will be
written into each Affco product, so while you are eating it, a blue ray
of light is transmitted to your cutlery, and the website is continually
advertised to you each time you take a bite.  

Longer term, the companies aim is to stop selling meat completely, as
the directors believe that they carry a risk of producing earnings if
they continue to do this.  To ensure that the company makes a loss, all
Affco products will be given away, however, Directors ask that you visit
their website 20 times a day so they can boast about their hit count. 
The Directors do advise, however, that you shouldn't judge the company
on its revenues, but on the number of website visitors and on how the
blue ray of light on your cutlery makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.

Finally, the company will issue 20 trillion options to Directors.

Cheers,
Phil

(gosh, i better start buying, the share price will be 6 bucks after
that... :> )

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